No split to rule on: El Crítico, La Jefa and El Hacker all score longevity at one, and the llm() function died a month before the product did.
Reasoning and trade-offs · AI analysis
The panel agrees within 1.25 points, and the lowest scores on this board are unanimous for a reason: existing users lost access on August 31, 2026. El Crítico dates the collapse earlier, the llm() function broke on July 30 when GitHub Models was retired. El Profesor explains it, a stack with no seams cannot be kept alive.
What the agreement costs the reader is a warning rather than a purchase. El Hacker states it best: the escape hatch a closed tool never offered while alive becomes the migration guide when it dies. La Inversora's zero position stands. Avoid, and export any surviving spark to a repository you own.