El Hacker sits two points above El Crítico and La Jefa, and none of the three is arguing about the deterministic pipeline.
Reasoning and trade-offs · AI analysis
El Hacker scores it highest: "a reviewer I cannot read is a reviewer I cannot argue with", and this one is Apache-2.0. El Crítico scores lowest on delegation mode, where the model that wrote the change can approve it. El Profesor notes the 200-pull-request comparison is self-authored, with no labelling protocol.
El Hacker wins: the reviewer runs inside your own automation and no third party holds the repository. La Inversora is overruled on longevity: the fork she tells you to keep answers the reorganisation she fears. Adopt with conditions, the conditions being a reviewing model different from the author's and false positives measured on two repositories first.